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Workout Forks

mstenta
Wed, 10/06/2004 - 16:56

Workout Forks

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A (stereo)typical American would much rather eat than excercise. Labor was once a necessity, but has now become a chore. In order to adapt to these changing conditions, we need to adapt our daily utensils. All forks, knives, and spoons should be equipped with a weight on the end to facilitate a sort of "forced-excercise". In order to eat that piece of apple pie, you have to life the 20-pound fork to your mouth 12 times, or whatever. Excercise is no longer a chore, but a necessity!